Virgil’s tombstone should read: “Deserved everything he got. Didn’t get everything he deserved.”
damn, now I want that on my tombstone…. but I dont plan to die. the good die young. I’m basically immortal
What about faking your death?
I’ve already went there like twice this year already…. its exhausting! buying gasoline, dressing up mannequins in your clothes … I guess those are the two main hassles.
is that an EMP pistol? I want one of those. gimme gimme, pretty please!
sorry, i think it’s just a regular head shooting pistol. but i’ll make you one. i just need a trillion dollars for future tech research and vodka.
“Hey, you were blocking my parking space, asshole.”
that’s an extreme parking dispute.
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Virgil’s tombstone should read: “Deserved everything he got. Didn’t get everything he deserved.”
damn, now I want that on my tombstone…. but I dont plan to die. the good die young. I’m basically immortal
What about faking your death?
I’ve already went there like twice this year already…. its exhausting! buying gasoline, dressing up mannequins in your clothes … I guess those are the two main hassles.
is that an EMP pistol? I want one of those. gimme gimme, pretty please!
sorry, i think it’s just a regular head shooting pistol. but i’ll make you one. i just need a trillion dollars for future tech research and vodka.
“Hey, you were blocking my parking space, asshole.”
that’s an extreme parking dispute.